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Police chief ready for zombie attack

ananova.com
A US police chief has stockpiled chainsaws – in case his city is invaded by zombies.

Police lieutenant Bruce Ferguson says his team are ready for any attack on Lansing, Michigan.

“We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years,” he told the Lansing State Journal.

“People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we’ll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.

“If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we’ll block off the exits so they miss the city.”